Better yet, use the Dukes boys’ method.

Bills fan here. Chronic pain.

Roger Goodell = Colonel Cathcart

I heard a rumor that Drew doesn’t eat the crust.

Can’t see his face - is he weeping?

Why bomb swimming pool?

For reference, Phil usually rides something like this.

IIRC he wrote one about how tennis players sweat a lot.

No love for the Sebring?

... but not a hot dog...

Miller Lite. Something you have in common.

Very cool car. CP nonetheless.

Case in point: Ann Coulter LOVES soccer!

Sports Illustrated is still around? Or maybe Mike’s producers print one “copy” for him from the website?

Tell Marchman Deadspin doesn’t have to worry about losing its Bills media credentials.

If, as you say, the NFL was facing long-term structural damage due to the actions of Roger Goodell, the owners would replace him.

Tagliabue employed at least one of the same doctors mentioned in this report and downplayed or denied the link between playing football and TBI.

Goodell is not the problem. He acts on behalf of the franchise owners. He is the Smithers to their Burns.

I see what you did there, Kirk, using the passive voice so as not to implicate the guilty party.

As I scrolled down the Jalopnik main page looking for Doug’s post, I read it as, “I’m taking my son Martin on a 1,500 mile road trip.”