Hey, I said I’d call you on “Sunday” I didn’t say which Sunday.

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I have nothing to base this on except my subjective tastes (which are objectively fucking great, people!), but I am genuinely enjoying Vince Vaughn in this.

Clarence Thomas talking about dignity is pretty rich all things considered.

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

Is it? It's hard to know these days what's a compliment and what's misogyny.

They should’ve probably put some of these on their registry:

It’s made by original hosers.

The logic he employed is common in the tattoo world. I have had tattoo artists strongly persuade me to get one tattoo over another, placed here instead of there. I listened. Had I not, I would have kept shopping. You threw a fit and as far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with you being a woman. You’re attempt to…

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh.

Hell, it works for Benedict Cumberbatch.

your opening line makes no sense and would cause floods

You don’t get on and then immediately fall limp? I hate exerting all of the muscles needed to walk to a seat and sit down. #Ragdollspreading?

They should call it Brittany or something then, no? Madison the Monkey.

*gets on soapbox*

teenagers are insufferable

SO weird that our MRA friends aren’t here, sharing in our outrage over this clear instance of an adult woman teacher raping a male student and the public not treating it as seriously as they would a female student being raped by an adult male teacher...

Fuck you Karyn and your abusing of Monica Lewinsky. You must think you're funny, but you're not.

Dang Karyn this is a pretty shitty Dirtbag. Yay you!