Did The Onion publish this?

Why in the hell have they not plugged their twin turbo v8 in there? It works pretty well on the S8/RS7/RS6

Fancy Kristen would know, items that need to sort of protection are often procured by the ounce and not by the pound.

Toyota Supra aka the “Duke Nukem” of sports cars.

Would Fancy Kristen drive it or is that beneath her?

Is the band called The Outfield still around?

Since when is ‘Florida’ spelled ‘M-i-s-s-o-u-r-i’? 

VA Cops are not thrilled with his 10000 mph speed in a 65mph zone. They have issued a warrant for his arrest.

Last week I enjoyed going around a stuck X5M on a snowy road with what looked to be summer tires, in my 911 C4 with Alpin’s on. I waved, and he told me I was #1 with a hand gesture.

The two major snow tire offerings for 911's are both 295. Normal summer tires is 305 so the snows are a little more narrow.

COTD, I was drinking ice tea and it just came up through my nose!

‘14 Porsche 911 C4. Complete with a set of aggressive Michelin Pilot Alpin PA4's for good measure.

This will likely end up in Hoovies Garage.....

Sounds like Lambo raided the Audi parts bin for the V8....

You mean Yakety Sax?

$99,000? Fancy Kristen should have that kind of money in between the cushions of her Vincenzo De Cotiis couch.

Where are those guys that like to steal copper when you need them? I wonder how much money they would get from a scrap yard for a whole rail car?

Looks like he pinching a loaf on his jet. I guess that’s what happens when you have ‘I can crap on my own jet money’.

The only reason bike week gets the low numbers on that table above is the town is getting greased by the organizers and large vendors. Like H20 it should be pretty much all 5's across the board for Bike Week.