Who would have *even less* recourse to do anything about it.

Helluva way to define “soulmate”... if that’s what they are, then I definitely definitely don’t want one

Marijuana use, multiple assaults, vandalism, and DUI to name a few. But, hell yeah!, c’mon in, rich whiteboy! For the rest of us - even after weed becomes legal here in Canada next month - we are told that admitting to any use when simply trying to enter the US for a visit can result in a lifetime ban. You people and…

“I want to rape Taylor Swift. This is why I hate Taylor herself ... This is how I know I am Taylor’s soulmate.”

I’m rather impressed he managed that all without the adjective “urban” thrown in.

It’s also standard abuser phrasing. Literally “Don’t make me hit you” or “You made me do this” so commonly shouted by a domestic abuser right before punching/shooting his wife.

“Some children” “parenting” “two parent intact families”

Nice of him to throw in the single parent strawman when making his absolutely absurd statements. Because as we all know, single parents only result from total irresponsibility, and there are never any other circumstances that surround their situations.

I would expect to find that kids that come from two parent in-tact [sic] supportive families

Let’s say I had an 11-year-old daughter who: 1) Was shoplifting; 2) Refused to stop when ordered by law enforcement; 3) Got tased as a result. My response would be to march the kid back into the store to pay for the pilfered items and apologize to the management. Next, the kid will apologize to the security guard…

...forcing him to use his taser...

Everyone who gets famous and powerful enough to have a platform of power to abuse got there in some measure through luck. Usually, there was some talent there, too, but they got seen by the right person at the right time or they happened to take advantage of the right opportunity at the right time or they just…

No really. He has a female friend. Her name is Jina. She lives in Canada, that’s why you’ve never seen her.

Very true. These guys basically sat on very plush naughty steps for a while, but left out the part where they’re supposed to think about what they did. They had a literal “time out” and nothing else.

“But I’m not bad, right?”

How not to sexually harass: don’t do anything to anyone you wouldn’t want your larger and stronger cell mate to do to you in prison.

If men don’t want to get fired for sexually harassing their workplace colleagues they should stop fucking sexually harassing their fucking workplace colleagues. That also goes for Hockenberry’s “awkward attempts at courtship” bullshit. GO ON FUCKING TINDER IF YOU WANT A DATE YOU PRICK. Leave your goddamn dick in your…

I read the Hockenberry thing. TL;DR:

“One of my female friends quips that I should get some kind of public recognition as a #MeToo pioneer. There are lots of guys more hated than me now. But I was the guy everyone hated first.”

Personally I think this is some stupid shit... “drinking in the shower.” First, showers should not be more than 5, 10, maybe on the long side, 15 minutes. That’s a lot of wasted water. Drinking only prolongs this process and for what?! To enjoy a couple sips?