Roman Farrow has indeed been doing some great work, which I’m sure makes his family incredibly proud of him, particularly as it both implicitly and explicitly honors his sister’s truth. But when we talk about the media’s watershed moment against high-powered sexual predators, let’s please make an effort to always…

I would love it even more if that shirt actually included the line “It GLOWS in the DARK.”

I got no decent Google results for “interruptingmancat.” Tell me, what is this thing that sounds so beautiful and wonderful and perfect?

That’s actually kind of hilarious. There will definitely be some ~respectable~ old white ladies who are more offended by this shirt than they are by the Toddler in Chief, but whatever. It’s funny! On the other hand, I suppose Harron’s point still stands in that you have to think about what context you’ll be wearing it…

I don’t know if I can ever forgive the generations of adults who eagerly introduced little girls to the prospect of receiving male attention by romanticizing abusive behavior. It’s disgusting.

She mentioned at least three instances of women being tackled by male players. While playing soccer. Recreationally. That doesn’t seem excessive to you? It’s one thing if you’re afraid of being injured by players who are “aggressive” within the rules of the game, but no one should have to worry about being injured…

😂😂😂

I agree with Kaz – that really is kind of a classic meet-cute. It’s a charming story and you should feel free to tell it!

That is a beautiful and perfect story. :)

I knew a kid who died doing that. Well, my mother says I knew him; I don’t even remember his name. It happened long enough ago that nobody would’ve bothered to record it, but this is still eerie to watch.

Nothing attracts money like other money does. It’s like freaking gravity: the more of it you clump together in one place, the more comes creeping in your direction.

I have never really understood the popularity of mascara; to me, it seems to completely spoil what makes eyelashes so beautiful. It’s like gilding the lily with tar! I understand that some people use it to darken blond lashes, but why don’t companies make something more ink-like and less gunky?

I’m not someone who keeps up with all the gossip, but my understanding was that she was more focused on being a mental health advocate than being in any kind of rat race. She has so many fans who see her as their personal hero, and I know she’s spoken about how she’s struggled with feeling unworthy of all that…

Hmm... *psychic powers engaging* ...Coroner? Nah, autopsies are pretty dang medical... PHYSICAL THERAPIST. You’re a physical therapist, right? I FEEL SO SMART. (You can tell because I’m just assuming I’m right with zero confirmation. Like a person who feels super-smart would do!)

You know what? You’re right; I did fail to capture the magnitude of just how freaked out I was. Thanks for the feedback!

“Not only did the ride reportedly not work properly on open day (a raft leapt off the track in the same way Schwab’s eventually would, touching the netting at the top intended to keep passengers from flying out, which Henry denies), but...”

“It’s been nearly two years since 10-year-old Caleb Schwab rode the infamous Verrückt waterslide, the tallest in the world, at the Kansas City Schlitterbahn Waterpark, only to be decapitated on the way down.”

Let’s see: A reluctant leader’s not-quite-the-same-species, power-hungry half-brother is trying to destroy all the people living on Earth’s earth, so our majestic hero (with the help of his pretty lady friend, who provides moral support) must return to his kingdom and reclaim his rightful place as King of the Mythical…

“...Permission to come aboard?”

Cohen doesn’t even go so far as to tell him to say it; he only kind of suggests it indirectly, and the guy is just SUPER gung-ho about it, zero hesitation – Oh wow, what a fantastic idea! Let me try! Eager Beaver doesn’t even bother to articulate it clearly, instead dragging out the syllables, almost as though this is…