Eh, that doesn’t seem so far-fetched to me, especially if you consider that this guy probably knows a few extreme religious homophobes himself; there’s a reason we use the terminology of fear to describe those people, after all.

They must have filmed these out of order, because during the n-word segment (from the 3-minute mark, lasting about 30 seconds) you can see his fly hanging open like he forgot to zip after pulling his pants back up. Right after he suggests (!) taking clothes off as a way of attracting attention, you can see the opening …

No, thanks. I’m glad Cohen is using his talent for good, but at the end of the day, he is first and foremost a troll, and he is not above the occasional downward punch if it affords him more lulz.

“As confused as I am about their reasoning behind the whole thing...”

“She claims that one of the first things a police officer asked her was: ‘Why were you drinking alone?’”

“The reality is, I want my future daughter to prioritize figuring herself out and delaying romantic relationships past what is common for the onset of dating.”

Well, first of all, it’s worth noting that Consent Tea comes in a virtually-identical version that omits the F-bomb:

...I don’t get it. What does this have to do with Star Wars?

Exactly! And it would’ve made perfect sense, too, because that movie really was culturally emblematic both because of its sociopolitical context and because it was just so freaking ENTERTAINING. It was huge just to be having a blockbuster female superhero movie, but that point was really underscored by how the usual…

Makes sense to me. “Person of the Year” is supposed to be awarded to the person who had the most major influence and impact during the previous year, “for better for worse”; the title was once given to Adolf Hitler, for crying out loud. While I think Time made the right call (both in terms of accuracy and in terms of…

Um, yeah – the parental figures separated because Woody Allen thought it was fun and chill to throw his boners into paternal relationships. There sure was a lot of pain and hurt feelings, especially after he assaulted his 7-year-old daughter! Funny how that works. Geez, why do these childhood sexual abuse situations…

“Dweebish,” literary men who are often seen as stand-ins for Allen himself, sometimes even played by Allen himself. But nope, no one sees a connection... and Soon Yi is clearly so very devoted to him, so how can you fault a man for ~falling in love~ with her just because he was a paternal figure* throughout her…

What’s this about Clooney? From what I understand, he’s basically said that in retrospect, all the signs were there, but he never managed to put two and two together; I get how that might sound potentially suspect, but with someone like Matt Damon, there’s no doubt at this point that he was just plugging his ears and…

“The initial complaint—signed by lawyer and Weinstein defender David Boies—contained pages of information on Cline’s sexual habits, with the implicit threat that unless she settled for a large sum, they’d be released publicly. [...] In the second, post-Weinstein version of the complaint, those pages were gone, but the…

On the other hand, I get the impression that WaPo is doing good work these days, as well as having done so in those days. (Anyone who has reason to think differently, feel free to correct me!)

Seriously, can we not take this woman seriously when she’s talking about such serious problems? SER•I•OUS•LY.

There is no anthem worse than The Star-Spangled Banner. It is objectively bad, in every possible way. Don’t even get me started or I’ll be here all day...

Nah, that’s not her style. At some point in the upcoming months, however, we’re likely to see it in the background of a music video. I bet she wishes she’d gotten it in time for the LWYMMD video.

Sure, but she has good reason to be proud of this coin.

Uh, I’m not really sure what your point is. The kid spells it “b-o-l-o-g-n-a.”