I’m so sorry you had to go through all that... but your addition to the story about the fairies made me smile.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

I had to have a bunch of pelvic floor PT sessions after I was raped and the PT was really, really miserable but did help. Basically, every week I had to go to a woman who put her hand up my bum and pushed on things until the pain went from a 10 to below a 5. I would be in tears at the start of the sessions. By the…

“But a source notes there’s ‘concern’ that 27-year-old Blac Chyna is ‘preying’ on him ‘during a week time.’”

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

Hey New Yorkers, come to the Bronx Zoo and you will finally have the unique opportunity to see a real live cockroach!

That’s what I thought. It said $7 on the menu but one of the news stations said $15, which, for NYC, is still pretty reasonable.

Their menu says $7 but that can’t be possible?!?

im curious what the teen mom girls make.

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

Jia – you should totally make a point of dying to death from Chipotle just to make Julianne feel super awkward/guilty for using this headline.

I went to college with him and I always thought he seemed like the kind of guy who would keep a record book of all the gossip he overheard at brunch on Saturday morning. I imagine my entry reading as follows:

Thank you so much for this article. I struggle with a similar experience in my own life but have always felt alone with it. I look forward to continuing to think about and reflect on this piece.

In highschool (‘06), I learned to balance a checkbook, hem pants, and about basic stain removal. I use the last two quite frequently.

Seriously though, we’ve got to bring back and improve home economics. What would you teach? That should be the discussion here.

I honestly don’t know who 80% of these people are and I think I’m happy about that.

Christ, just suck on a stick of butter like a normal person.

This is unbelievably stupid. The virus can become resistant to the meds if you go on and off your meds. For Dr Oz to film this is unethical. (Yes, I know Dr Oz is a quack too.) charlie, go home and go without publicity for a while. Learn to be a good patient.