Britney looks terrific but her shoes look so painful!

I’m not going to lie, that mongoose is really cute and now that I see the inner mongoose in Weiner, I think he a tiny bit cute... just the mongoose part, but still.

I’m not going to lie, I just had to ask my husband “The Rock and Vin Diesel are different people?”

One year the seniors at my high school painted a penis on the roof of the building with house paint. The jizz was the names of the other classes. You should do that!

As a writing teacher at a University, my skin was crawling while reading this. I’m thinking of bringing it into my students as an example.

Is it possible that Trump is the personification of Satan’s smelliest fart set on fire?

I *might* be on LSD right now, but does he look like a sim’s version of a celebrity or is the drugs talking?

Woah! This needs a NSFL label!

Gahhh! How do I get rid of that black rectangle over Tom Hardy in the Daily Mail photos?? Mama needs more!!!!

Or what makes a casserole a casserole! I have a friend who believes lasagnas are casseroles and I think unless she is proven wrong by a Jezebel post I’m going to have to cut her out of my life. #priorities

Help! I have a dip (?) related emergency!

Wait, do people actually think butt stuff is weird??? I thought everyone did it: straight, gay, solo! I thought this whole feud was a joke because we all know we ALL do butt stuff...

I originally misread you post as Zooey Deschanel-ing and it still made sense.

I had to have a bunch of pelvic floor PT sessions after I was raped and the PT was really, really miserable but did help. Basically, every week I had to go to a woman who put her hand up my bum and pushed on things until the pain went from a 10 to below a 5. I would be in tears at the start of the sessions. By the…

Don’t get me wrong, Trump is crazy-ass, but I love that his crazy-ass-ness is equal opportunity.

Those are a steal at $7. That is all I would ever eat. Maybe they forgot the zero after the seven?

And does it cost as much as all those ten things combined or are they working with some kind of punch card where eventually you get that amazing slice of funfetti cake for free?

I went to college with him and I always thought he seemed like the kind of guy who would keep a record book of all the gossip he overheard at brunch on Saturday morning. I imagine my entry reading as follows:

Thank you so much for this article. I struggle with a similar experience in my own life but have always felt alone with it. I look forward to continuing to think about and reflect on this piece.

Does CorePower do something similar? I remember buying a bunch of classes but being told they would expire within 6 months or something. Of course, 80 percent of them went unused once I sustained a small injury that prevented me from going for a few months. Should I ask them for those classes back?