In highschool (‘06), I learned to balance a checkbook, hem pants, and about basic stain removal. I use the last two quite frequently.

I honestly don’t know who 80% of these people are and I think I’m happy about that.

But has Curella Devilla filed a suit against Orlan for clearly copying her hair?

You know what, Wendy? I don’t want to see that much of your leg! I don’t need to see that! Because I just don’t want to!

Ugh... my mom also would throw away anything I left on the floor AND I didn’t even get the street cred of having Madonna as my Mom!

I was raking my future mother-in-law’s yard today in North Carolina and a ladybug landed on me. A ladybug. In December.

About 5 years ago, NPR did a little piece on how if you are not coupled in Chicago by November 1st, you aren’t likely to be until after winter. The term ‘cuffing’ was not used, but the basic notion that people don’t want to wade through waist deep snow to have a crummy first date holds true.

No receipt, no calories.

WHATTT?? That is the same guy? Oh lordy is that man a tall glass of water..

About a year ago? I sent a strongly worded email, which never received a reply. I stopped stopping there for a long time... but then I saw they had a mug with alpacas on it and I’m thinking of breaking my vow of non-consumerism.

About a year ago? I sent a strongly worded email, which never received a reply. I stopped stopping there for a long…

I don’t think I ever realized how big a Kardashian butt was until this photo. Those buns have got to be implants, right??

I am a PhD student at UChicago and am suppose to take my oral exams tomorrow. I feel really uncomfortable with the idea of going to campus tomorrow unless they have apprehended someone.

We can hope but I fear he actually believes the puss filled rotten vomit spewing from his mouth... and that is really, really scary.

“Yoga—like coffee, tea, math, syringes, and many other things people put to good use on a daily basis—has its origins in a culture that was infected by the long, sickly arm of Western colonialism.”

My fiance said to me today “you have loud farts, Attia, but they never smell.”

It sounds futuristic and cool to me, not creepy. But, I’m dumb and naive and would certainly be the first one crushed by our new oppressive overlords.

As a woman, I totally eat big to impress a guy, and I drink big too (and ultimately burp really, really big)!

MK12, thank you for sharing your experience, which perfectly demonstrates how horrible this new rule is. I wish you and your family peace and happiness.

I just found out that I live a block away from Honorary Chaka Khan Ave. I don’t know what to do with this information, but it seems important.

Wait, your mom lets you use the fancy towels???