Disney’s Maleficent (Angelina Jolie) also had those cheekbones.

God damn, I was so convinced getting “The Rachel” would change my life.

Disney has already taken losses at Disney Europe (in a rainy part of France). This seems like a good way to get their money back.

But has Curella Devilla filed a suit against Orlan for clearly copying her hair?

Ha, that was my response exactly. SO MUCH LEG.

You know what, Wendy? I don’t want to see that much of your leg! I don’t need to see that! Because I just don’t want to!

Conspiracy theories about the Palin family’s spawn is the only interesting thing about them.

Fortunately I am an adult who has her own place, because if anything I left lying around on the floor was taken away I’d be going to work naked.

Ugh... my mom also would throw away anything I left on the floor AND I didn’t even get the street cred of having Madonna as my Mom!

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth spent New Year’s together in Australia.

It’s convenient that Kendall and Harry get caught canoodling right when he has an album out and she’s had multiple tabloids saying she’s gay. I’m not a conspiracy theorist about celebrity relationships, but the timing here is interesting.

I went for a walk on the beach this morning, let’s see how long I can keep that up.

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I’m just going to come right out and say that if you have the need to have a breathalyzer on your keychain, you may need to do a little introspection to determine if you have a problem with alcohol.

I’m just going to come right out and say that if you have the need to have a breathalyzer on your keychain, you may…

I was raking my future mother-in-law’s yard today in North Carolina and a ladybug landed on me. A ladybug. In December.

You would be correct.

Maybe the effects of global warming means our seasons are going to be switched around and America will be celebrating Christmas in the summer like Australia does. There goes all of those ugly Christmas sweater parties.

This would be a better kitten mitten gift

Maybe they had one of those very sitcom “if we’re both still single when we’re x years old...we’ll get together” deals.

What was with that curtsy thing? Did she just put herself beneath him, symbolically. Or was she checking to see if his tie was cutting off the circulation to his brain?