About 5 years ago, NPR did a little piece on how if you are not coupled in Chicago by November 1st, you aren’t likely to be until after winter. The term ‘cuffing’ was not used, but the basic notion that people don’t want to wade through waist deep snow to have a crummy first date holds true.

I don’t know how you guys walk around in those things. I’m still having phantom pain just from watching Bryce Dallas Howard run in high heels in Jurassic World. Between high heels, period cramps, and childbirth I think you may be the tougher sex. That may sound patronizing but seriously how the hell do you do it?!

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

No receipt, no calories.

God dammit, ModCloth! It was bad enough when they cut out free returns. When did they bump up the free shipping threshhold to $75 instead of $50???

God dammit, ModCloth! It was bad enough when they cut out free returns. When did they bump up the free shipping…

he’s totally hot IRL. follow him on instagram!

Bob is my father. I’m crying laughing.

It’s common in many businesses that have clients — massage, hair dressing, etc. So, I apply the same principles.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

Stop getting in the way of the narrative, asshole.

Wishing you the best.

I am a PhD student at UChicago and am suppose to take my oral exams tomorrow. I feel really uncomfortable with the idea of going to campus tomorrow unless they have apprehended someone.

I dunno, that all sounds a bit creepy.

So he became Hemsworth the greater by eating all the others?

oh ok i get it, you’re a piece of scum just like the rest of them

hi they are trolling

fun coffee fact*: originally, coffee was banned by islam (probably because it made you all jittery and such) but once the argument was made that it would allow you to stay awake all night so you could pray and meditate on god it was allowed.

We can hope but I fear he actually believes the puss filled rotten vomit spewing from his mouth... and that is really, really scary.

Have we reached a point where all cultural sharing is off limits? That seems so... stagnant.

So good....