As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Well, obviously she has Parkinson’s, dementia, a concussion, ebola, Zika and the vapors, as opposed to Donald Trump, who is so ASTOUNDINGLY, SHOCKINGLY HEALTHY that he’s starting to grow redundant organs.

It’s impossible to go over the top with the performance

Good fucking lord, dude. Mac isn’t exactly the second coming of Christ.

But if you don’t cover the scent they leave, they will chew through a new area and do it all again.

Also: my steroid suspicion seems demonstrated. Benches 600? That’s deca for ye.

OMG a Golden Girls game!

He's just cultivating mass, bro.

You mean it's almost as if 95% of the mobile industry, including AAA publishers, is nothing but a paint by numbers orgy of clones with different hats? : P

To be fair, there ARE many good mobile games, just they are completely drowned out by crap and bad business practice.
Probably so much so that developers with genuinely good ideas feel compelled to use said business practices just to keep their game from drowning since those type of games seem to be the only ones that…

the women being thrown at his feet is more of an obstacle and/or nuisance than anything, but it does make him appear slightly taller when he steps on them to get to eye level with his "lackey"

From the thumbnail image I thought it was Omar coming yo. Sadly, it was not.

well, I mean, she was walking while black, so...what did she expect was gonna happen?

I'm giving 3-1 odds on gay sex.