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my gov didn’t ‘see’ his bs.. he was just pissy that he didn’t get the nod

‘beautiful surrounding countryside’.. lol.. it’s corn and soybean fields.

My great Uncle told me one time how he crashed a T in a ditch and bent a front wheel at about 45 degrees, got pulled from the ditch and drove home! up a hill!! unbelievably well built vehicles.

well, you know its some hardcore sci-fi when the characters are using microsoft phones and tablets

To answer everybody: No, I never slighted them... that I know of.

he’s going to switch sides and become a democrat....

man I wish my haunting was as interesting... I’m constantly finding the top to the toilet seat down at night, only at night and when I’m the only person up.. but I never hear it get put down, as if a hand gently puts it down. If it gets dropped, its loud. My son does that and from my desk I can clearly hear it.

As a guy putting things on app stores, trying to make a lil something.... I can see the ‘please pay us’ aspect and its deserved, this shit is time consuming to do, but wording it as an intentional wait period was really fukn stupid. It almost guarantees a plethora of 1-2 star reviews, especially on the Play Store.…

Master P... the voice of fucking reason...

good for him! giving kids trophies for showing leads to them thinking that all you have to do is show up. I have 2 kids, their aren’t any participation trophies around here... There is always a winner and always a loser, they need to understand that. Now am I a tyrant that beats my wife/kids, no. I’m just realistic.

LAZERHAWK! Currently in rotation on my phone, this.. Redline and Visitors.... I’m partial to Redline ( Electric Groove )

they idiots really need to talk to some old people... ya know, people who grew up before vaccines. I’ll take the needle any day..... all day

A Colbert post followed by a bear post? BEARS!

Once in a hazy yester year I bounced an unopened can of mountain dew off of a bmw’s hood. The dickhead had been following me so close that couldn’t see his front plate for around 15 minutes at that point, on an empty, flat road.... honestly it could’ve been a fiesta and I would’ve done the same thing at that point...…

I dealt with Dondaine last year over a couple of months and he wasted my time and delayed my release.

she’s in Rev.... tv show

Where's Taint Wrangler and the Pyramid of Poon?

My wife could have used this... instead she decided to show me how big of a POS she could be, but its all good, mommy told her to do it

more Rex Power please