Dave Chappelle shouldn’t be embarrassed about saying we should give Trump a chance. I think you should always give people the opportunity to do their job and prove themselves. In this case, Trump has proved that he’s a wildly inconsistent, bizarre, childish man with impulse control issues.

Dave Chappelle has a lot of really interesting opinions about a lot of things. He’s a very intelligent and self aware guy. I thought his whole thing about Bill Cosby was really well thought out- he never said “oh Bill Cosby is innocent!” or “oh he’s a great guy!”- he acknowledges that Cosby is a piece of shit, but…

Selling their iPhones. Geez, haven’t we been over this?

To be fair, they probably had the good china out until they found the guest was just fucking Zuckerberg: “Eh, he’ll show up in a t-shirt. I’m not making an effort for that low-class poser. When he shows up dressed for dinner like a proper young man who wasn’t raised in a barn, he can have a proper place setting.”

Meh. I don’t think I ever knew my mother or my two grandmothers to ever use their china. It’s a cultural thing. People don’t use the silver set either. “The good china” is a fkin’ racket perpetrated by Big Plate. I eloped, so never registered, but the nicest plates we own are Williams Sonoma’s daily line, and the…

“ Them’s for lookin, not eatin”

I forgave the typos on account of it being FRIENDLY TO ENVIROMENT.

Reminds me of this Dodge Aries gem from back in the day:

There are incredibly intellegent, educated people that, nonetheless, believe in conspiracy theories. To assume it’s the sole purview of the uneducated is a mistake.

I love my mother in law like she’s my own mother but when she starts about the illuminati I walk away.

I think we know now.

JIm
Sam
PatrIck
MeliSsa

Now just wait a damn minute. Andy is telling us about conspiracy theory? It’s in the editorial page clear as day.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

Maybe Salsman is in a Rush to Die.

Librarians are not to be fucked with! They will school you!

She’s won me over which I wouldn’t have thought possible a couple years ago. She’s been very open about her lack of formal education and the fact that, though very fortunate, she missed out on a lot of basic cultural and historical learning and makes a lot of mistakes due to her ignorance. She’s aware of it and seems…

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

CEO 1: Good point. Pass the dolphin.