Uh, he’s not racist. Racism ceased to exist with the Emancipation Proclamation. Everyone knows that. So just stop trying to get special rights and more rights than real Americans.

God bless America.

I thought it was a Borowitz Report when I started reading it. I kept having to double check that it was real.

Oh cool reasoning, bro. Let’s seeeeee: I know! We’re going to “deny the lifting of the ban” on slavery. We’re just going to peel back Lincoln’s policy and go back to the way things were. Or, um, how about Ladies can’t vote anymore? It’s okay, everyone, this is how it’s always been, but now we’re making it like that…

Why the fuck is he taking everyone else’s shitty governors and not Maine’s? LePage would fit right in with that administration.

Jesus, I forgot he was in The Office.

Exactly this. I mean, who the fuck is reporting that she “slapped” the car? Were there other witnesses in the alley that night that are just now conveniently coming forward? Why the fuck would anyone buy that shit?

Yes, this exactly! I am still so angry about her decision to move DeVos out of committee. I wrote her about it and basically ended my letter with “Good luck in 2020.”

Citation? Not trying to be a dick, but I want to be able to throw this fact in people’s faces.

Is Space Jam being remade or something? It seems like every other io9 article is waxing nostalgic about it.

I know this article posted a couple of days ago, plus I’m gray so this comment may never be seen, but NPR had this really fascinating piece about morality and judgement. Check it out. I feel it’s related.

Add Jeri Hogarth and I’m in.

Yep. More Ward please.

Clearly, based on the replies I’ve gotten, my comment was ambiguous.

I want to say that this is unbelievable, but it’s not.

Thank you. I have seen this misquoted a thousand times in the last two days. He doesn’t think it’s $12/month. He thinks it’s $12/YEAR aka $1/month. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

What if the war is one episode (extended, of course)?

Um, is it not incredibly creepy that this obvious 20+ year old is publishing his address so his pre-teen fans can find his house? Chris Hansen may want to have a sit-down with him.

Legit question: why not Warren? I’m surprised that she’s not being heralded as the Bernie Sanders of 2020. Aren’t her politics the same as Sanders?

It would literally be like winning a very small lottery if I was included in this. I’m already pre-spending this money. I wonder if I can sue for all the money I’ve paid already when they have no evidence that I actually owed it to them?

So I really like your post, because I have these same questions. I have a lot of friends (most of my friends) who are still “Bernie or Bust.” Anytime I broach the idea that, maybe, they could have compromised just a tiny bit so that our country wouldn’t regress into a 1950's era soviet conflict and social quagmire,…