In true American fashion, we have the Hot Pocket. 

But is it a sandwich?

Came here to say this. Only wearing an article of clothing for one season is 100% immoral by any scale.

And if you’re a woman, your work e-mail has to strike a very delicate, near-impossible balance between “friendly” and professional. Too light of a tone, and you’re not taken seriously because you’re a flighty woman. Write in a matter-of-fact way that’s similar to your male colleagues, and you’re a joyless ballbuster.…

!!!!THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!!

I don’t know why this particular bit is so upsetting to me in the wide scheme of dumbassedry that’s going on here, but CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS are set by your BRAIN and NOT YOUR ASS no matter how stupid you are.

“Thirty seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.”

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

And these are the people who are worried their kids could get autism from vaccines...

Is this Dessen’s kinja account? Someone giving tepid praise to your book is “being an asshole”? And if Dessen can react this poorly to someone making an offhand comment about her book and you defend that, I’m not sure why you don’t also think everyone else has the right to think she’s unhinged in reaction to her.

I’ve had a bunch of those. That’s just emotions, not emotional immaturity. If I dealt with it by turning around and kicking my dog, that’s emotional immaturity.  Everyone feels things.  Not everyone hurts others because of their feelings.

I was particularly disturbed by Dessen’s tweets about how this one young woman’s opinion was ‘mean and cruel’ and had ruined her day. It seems this 50 year old woman has less emotional maturity than the 15 year old kids she writes about.

asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more…

io9 is a faint shadow of its former self.

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

Sigh, as I said on Kotaku, there is a line between being an entitled asshat and giving your feedback as a consumer. It is your right—and maybe even your responsibility—to do the latter.

If they are securing the shitty wall by deploying agents to patrol it, would it not make sense to just deploy agents to patrol it? Drones are pretty inexpensive, so would be easy enough to have some up (like mobile CCTV) and then send out targeted patrols.

They all are. I mean Opera clearly looks like a Vagina.

I mean look at this! It’s obscene!

“OMG new logo is NSFW”. Would get more clicks than “Microsoft unveils new logo”.

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.