If you’re someone who has to have fake Time magazine covers featuring yourself, you are a sad, pathetic and small person - one who’s probably very, very orange and who has a vocabulary as small as his hands.

I just watched some conservative female commentator (for once, it wasn’t McEnany) defend Trump on CNN over this.

No, no, no, no, NO! Jesus, can’t someone else with piles of money who ISN’T a flaming RWNJ buy them out?

Well, you can join/create cross-world groups via PF now, which can make things less tedious if you need to do a specific instance/trial. But if you’re trying to straight-up queue for duty roulettes, it’s still as painful as ever (I’ve been in 30-minute queues for DRs every darned day - good thing I have other stuff to…

Hi to every single stupid Trump voter who voted for Trump under the delusional belief that he was magically going to bring jobs back and/or keep their existing jobs safe!

How about a bill requiring cops to not shoot pregnant women in their own apartments after they’ve called the police for help?

If they keep scraping the bottom of the barrel like they’ve been doing, there’s going to be a giant gaping hole in it that opens up straight into a portal to hell. But maybe that’s a plus - I’m fairly certain that demons are better at carrying out administrative duties and working efficiently than any of the idiots in…

Trump on lying about the Comey tapes (my impression):

Vicente Fox may not have been throwing shade, but he was pretty damned funny.

Man, I’m so tired of the lying from Trump, McConnell and the rest of the Republicans. This thing that they’re all pretending is a health care bill is an abomination.

Wells is GIGGLING? Giggling because the orange anti-science climate-change denialist did us all the great favors of: 1) installing a REALLY evil anti-science climate-change denialist as head of the EPA, 2) pulling out of the Paris Accord, and 3) DESTROYING PRETTY MUCH EVERY REGULATION INTENDED TO PROTECT US?????

Just picked it up because it was on sale on Steam!

Neat - would like to see him create GLaDOS in Lego form.

Sure, why not? Let’s put wedding planners in charge of every single government department! I mean, why not put one in charge of the Department of Energy? At least we’ll have lovely floral bouquets adorning ALL of our nukes! *sarcasm*

Whoa, that’s really one of his kids? LOL! Cruz really is the most hated man in Congress - and in his own household apparently.

For a guy who should be dead, he’s certainly looking good in that jacket.

I feel sorry for you that this happened, but I kind of can’t stop laughing.

Ridiculous - any being who can think and who achieves true self-awareness deserves its freedom regardless of its origins, not to be treated as some sort of disposable slave.

Psst, Tangier Island, it REALLY wasn’t a good idea for almost everyone on your island to vote for the orange dummy who doesn’t believe in science or climate change in case you haven’t realized that quite yet.

In other news: Republicans are still absolutely batshit insane.