I guess we’ll see Darwinism in action when those idiots breed amongst themselves. So, how many generations until they’re all as dumb as those domesticated turkeys that end up drowning in rain? 

Fuck you, all of you GOP hypocrites in Congress and the White House, ESPECIALLY Pence now that I’ve heard about this today. I read one article a while back that stated that HRC’s private server actually had pretty decent security and believe it was rated at a B (on an A-F scale), but gee whiz, Pence 1) got hacked and…

I would take Kiefer Sutherland’s fictional president, Tom Kirkman, over the fake president that we’re currently stuck with.

Fictional game is fictional. Nobody actually believes that Mexican drug cartels control Bolivia, so maybe lighten up a little there, Bolivia?

You know who else in this administration shouldn’t get ANY airtime or be allowed to ever speak? Besides Miller, Bannon, Conway, and Trump that is? Sebastian Gorka.

I’ve said it at least ten thousand times by today in very similar ways, but here’s the deal: That speech was the same old rhetoric, only it sounded nicer than it usually does coming from Trump because a speechwriter repackaged his bullshit into something that Republicans and Trump supporters and vapid talking…

*flips Trump and all the Republicans in Congress the bird*

Dang, I forgot about Shutter Island! And yes, he just does that exasperated thing SO well in Monk. I agree that it might be the voice and that brow - lol.

I loved Monk and Captain Stottlemeyer! And he was in the FX version of The Bridge as Lieutenant Wade, too! I also recall watching a horror movie where he was the voice of this psychopathic trucker...oh right (had to google it), it was called Joy Ride.

*applauds*

Ketchup...on...a...steak?!

Me three - I saw the pictures, and by the fourth or so tweet that I saw about it, I was like: Why is everyone tweeting about the St. Louis story again...oh wait, it’s Philadelphia? WHAT?!

Yep, and I’m never going to forgive those GOP dipsticks - especially the Turnip-in-Chief - for the years of birtherism crap.

What would be great is if the porta-spines got handed out on the night of Manchurian Donald’s first address to Congress, with extra-large ones for Nunes and Burr.

I approve of this. But just to avoid any vegetable-related discrimination, giant pumpkins may also feel free to apply for the role of fake POTUS.

If they have to hold the dinner sans the fake POTUS, then they should just use a basketball with a wig on it as a stand-in for the Turnip-in-Chief - or maybe a root vegetable of some sort. They can always mock him in absentia and make him rant about it on Twitter.

I’m not officially a Dem, just a liberal who sides with Dems down the line on basically everything (though I’m certainly considering making my allegiance official thanks to the Turnip-in-Chief and the daily outrages that have been occurring). Now that the dust has settled on this whole thing, I hope the Dems manage to…

As someone from Hawaii, I wonder if they realize that native Hawaiians aren’t white and that a lot of us here in the state are, you know, mixed-race individuals. My state is the epitome of a multicultural, multiethnic melting pot, which is the exact opposite of everything that those CPAC yahoos stand for, but hey, I…

God knows that I see Trump supporters in the CNN Opinion section conflating opinions with actual news articles and claiming that the opinion pieces (which are clearly labeled as such) are biased/fake news, so I agree with you on that. I have often futilely wasted time trying to point out to Trumpkins that it’s just…

Just going to point out that it was probably CNN’s reporting on Priebus’s improper contact with the FBI to try to get them to publicly quash the rumors of Team Trump’s Russian contacts that seems to have triggered Trump/Spicer into banning CNN. The other organizations banned have been doing what appears to be pretty…