I feel a strange urge to grab all of that stuff, pile it together outside my apartment and start a bonfire with it.

I watched Gorka on CNN exactly once, and he was just as much of an arrogant prick on tv as he is in that phone call. He came across as ignorant on the topic (I believe that it was with regards to the Muslim ban). Frankly, based on his CNN appearance and after reading the Newsweek article, I think he sounds like he’s…

Ooo, radioactive chainsaw - I like that one!

I was almost able to believe in the existence of God after the evil blonde scarecrow disappeared from tv, but then I remembered that we’re still stuck with Manchurian Donald, Pence, Bannon, and Miller.

Gah, Mar-a-Lago is so damned tacky. Trump has no taste in suits, ties, or decor.

I bet the only attack that occurred was Trump demolishing several plates of Swedish meatballs. How else does he keep himself so fat? *snerk*

I like your invented words far more than Trump’s - lol.

That dog is officially a national treasure.

I’m 99% sure that it’s now the perfect time to link this book cover:

Like I said on Twitter earlier, Hannity is as delusional as the rest of them, and the only thing Trump did at that press conference was to publicly humiliate himself.

Me too - lol!

For some reason, I hope it’s a peanut. Maybe because a peanut is as small as he is.

I typed out responses to everything that I could just to make sure that they couldn’t get away with their weaselly questions.

Good riddance to at least one of the corrupt, unqualified tools that the Turnip-in-Chief picked. Can we now start the impeachment clock on him by the way? Please? Pretty, pretty please?

Manchurian Donald’s default response when he can’t/won’t (probably can’t because he’s STUPID) answer a fucking question: immediate pivoting to the election and how he got 306 goddamned electoral college votes.

Could people with zero medical or science-related knowledge like Kennedy and DeNiro stop regurgitating this crap? I love DeNiro’s movies but not this bizarro anti-vaccine stance of his (would still approve of him punching the Turnip-in-Chief, though).

Omarosa has always been evil, and I’m pretty sure that Manchurian Donald attracts equally terrible people like he’s some sort of giant electromagnet of evil and terribleness and incompetence.

loooooooooool!!!

As someone from Hawaii, a state that is about as blue as can be, I just want to say thanks for not forgetting about us in any future secession plans!

I was watching Jake Tapper earlier, and he had two Republicans on, and they were basically dismissing the fact that Trump was discussing the missile launch in the middle of his damned country club, trying to rationalize it all away by essentially going, “Well, we don’t know that he was handling any actual classified…