Whenever I hear the name John Wick Hex, I keep thinking that it should be about a disfigured, time-traveling cowboy fighting an immortal caveman or something. 

Also I like how while thumb-fucking his phone to churn out his long IG screed, he didn’t stop and think “Oh look another man commenting on a woman’s/girl’s appearance maybe I should STFU and delete this.”

Respectability Politics rears its ugly (but always well-coifed bc white gaze) head again, I see.

So let me get this straight: The controller takes the D-Pad AKA the one change everybody wanted on the Switch, turns them back into separate buttons, then turns the control sticks into D-Pads so games that use the direction buttons as a D-Pad won’t play well AND games that use control sticks won’t play well? And it’s…

Dumbest looking controller I’ve seen in a long time. Dpads are nice but use them for dpaddy stuff only.

I mean, it’s also groundbreaking that we have a queer lady protag in a AAA game. Normally I agree that you don’t need to describe us queer people by our queerness, but when it’s a legit Big Deal and serves to contrast her with the straight, gruff Joel, imo it makes sense. It’s related to the content, not a random “btw…

Why are we asking what trump supporters think about anything? 

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.

When I was little my hair took up about 70% of my mental space. This is actually true until I was in my 20s. You are constantly afraid that it’s going to get messy or get wet or be sticking straight out or be frizzy and you are always wishing it was smooth and straight or perfectly curly. When I was 20 I was sitting…

You know it’s that thing of where you have to step back and not let somebody else’s generational trauma become your own, or to attempt to minimize that trauma going forward. You KNOW where aunties get this shit - they didn’t invent it. They were victimized by it first. It’s really frustrating that grooming in…

That’s a lot to lay on the tiny shoulders of a child. Do you feel this much “ire” every time you see a white girl with a messy bun? All children look unkempt after running around and playing all day, but only Black children get maligned as a disgrace to their entire race for doing what kids do. Can they ever just live…

What kinds of fashion photographers do they hire over at H&M? None of those kids are remotely sexy.

This isn’t a new thing. I remember all the shit that Gabby Douglas got at the Olympics, mostly from older black women, for not having perfectly styled hair. Girl is doing a back flip on a piece of wood 4 inches wide and landing on one foot, who gives a fuck what her hair looks like?

The Kim v. Kourtney thing is kind of extra. I’ve had fights with my siblings, but some of that stuff is next-level attacks on someone’s characters that I’ve never done but in an extreme pique of anger.

No, Canadian.

No. If what you’re saying has a large amount of Right Wing Nazis showing up and supporting you, it’s because what you’re saying feels appealing to the scum that is the so-called ‘Alt-Right’. The fact that they turned Pewdiepie into a meme that was referenced by mass shooters, and that hate groups support and spread…

How can you do a section on Frank Herbert-inspired worms and not mention Tremors?

My internet opinion:  Serena Williams needs a psychologist.

Are you familiar with Ben Franklin?

Never underestimate how stupid people can be.