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A Town Like Alice in Chains
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My last job was all men. It was terrible.

#notallpoloshirtwearers

When James Darcy popped up in Dunkirk, I briefly thought "Peggy Carter would get this shit sorted out"

I always get him confused with Sam Rockwell. Not sure why, but I figure it's because Rockwell seems like he's played someone named "Dax" at some point.

*Googles*

"Aaron Carter comes out as hungry for publicity"

Just wait until after Brexit.

Get outta here, you reactionary!

Someone remarked that everyone in Trump's circle seems like a side character from The Big Lebowski, and it's such a perfect description.

Maybe that was just his part on Dead Like Me?

"We made it for the fans, not the critics"

It can be argued that The Hangover shouldn't have been made in the first place.

I suspect Trump voters aren't big on reading, regardless of social standing.

No way!

Sounds like it's made for the fans, not the critics.

It's like how Greendale goes nuts when someone mentions paintball.

You could see it coming a league away, but it was still funny as hell

Yep. My daughter makes something up every two minutes, so it didn't strike me as weird. She also sometimes runs across the street without listening to me, so that crash scene hit me hard. It was every nightmare I have about that.

Louise Mensch: Barron Trump to be indicted on charges pertaining to the 72nd amendment - if found guilty, risks banishment to phantom zone, per constitution.

Margaret Thatcher - yes, that one - gave a speech on the impending danger of climate change in the 80s, I believe.