Please correct the story. He didn't punch her. He was naked and she barged in and he turned around. As he turned his rather large penis hit her in the face. If the police looked more carefully the would see the mushroom stamp on her face.

I've got a bullog... and god damn they are stupid dogs.

The bank said we could buy a 1.3M dollar house. We told our agent we wanted to keep it under 500k, we bought one that was 250k. Took out a 15 year mortgage for 2.6% and can pay it with no worries. We didn't need a huge McMansion. We bought in a nice neighborhood with good schools and lots of kids for our children…

My next car purchase will be cash

Mario Chalmers is ecstatic

I hear good things about using ynab to break the paycheck to paycheck cycle. One of the goals of ynab is to bank a full paycheck so you can pay your bills this month with last months money. I recently started using it and think its a pretty good budgeting program. I broke the paycheck to paycheck cycle before…

Your list is wrong...

No, just the promise of my first born.

Student loans suck! I just got mine under 200k yay!

enjoy being a cunt, cunt.

how about you mind your own business cunt.

Don't be a cunt

Hmm where is my meatspin gif?

The only proper response from the streaker is to shit himself... that will teach him to tackle a naked man...

Investing in property is fine IF you can afford it... buying a 600k+ house with a salary of 140k is irresponsible imo.

Rent

Can you spell autisticassmotherfucker

If I was making 137k I would NOT be comfortable buying a 679k house...

Tell them you will backtrace them and cut their fucking throats when they sleep!

Man that chick on the left is hot!