I thought he was going to do it to the black guy... start of WW3

Rapists going to rape!

If the tampon fits

I swear the cunts at my office send themselves flowers... they make such a big deal about them.

Can't be a zombie... cheerleaders have no brains.

Got to yell 'go back to Africa!' to get a proper reaction apparently

What is wrong with you guys? I would crush that shit! Crazy sex is the best sex.

Back in my college days at football games people would piss in cups and toss them at opposing fans.

Our babies, you can't adopt! You American capitalist pigs!

No Joe in fur? Fuck that shit I'm not watching.

Russians like it bearback huh?

Hell yeah! Needs a doobie in mouth though!

If only Obama would be such a manly leader...

Are these the stars of lemonparty? Google it if you are unfamiliar.

Actually he was trying to help, you see his friend took a shit in it first and he felt guilty so tried to counterbalance it.

Good, because if you got your panties in a bunch over a poop story citation I would think you were mad, and maybe a faggot. Glad you are not!

u mad bitch?

When I was 18 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 18 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have…