But is he a honorary black guy?

Finally we find out what Michigan girl is looking at....

lazy fucker

yeah but at least we have vodka sam

butthurt much? go hawkeyes!

Now my question is do you feed a bear before you do that? If you do does he get the taste of meat and want more when you are playing with him? Or if you don't and he is hungry does he start to nibble on you?

lolwut?

This is why you don't cover your balls in peanut butter and have your dogs lick it off...

When I was 18 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 18 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have…

shifty eye guy behind her slipped her a roofie...

Should I let my 4th grade son play tackle football?

The title makes me think they should have a pot eating contest... brownies/cookies/whatever... that would be entertaining

Why do you hate black people?

True story: I went to Las Vegas in like 95 or 96... being underage about all I could do is go to the arcade. Who did I see in there playing video games? Yup Mike Tyson... he was playing a boxing game, not punch out, but one where you had to move 2 joy sticks to punch. He was in overalls with no shirt with hot…

Why don't you stop whining and get back in the kitchen and fix me a sandwich...

I hear by name this sport polish bowling... this man just made a strike!

suck on deez nuts

buttsex should be 4 points, maybe 5 if she cries during it

Its South Africa... The kid was lucky they didn't get raped for good luck.

Fuck you Castro!!