Time Knife: The Chronicles Of Dean Dangerous

The problem is, I can only fit a couple noodles in the bong before it’s full...

And you really don’t need to take the most unhealthy food ever

Annie’s is great for people who like Kraft but wish it tasted more like eating nothing.

I wanna eat the pimento people

I wanna eat the pimento people

I’m sure they’re still friendly but Carrie has a face like “hmm remember that time we broke up and you started banging a 20 year old coked up model?”

6 slices sounds like too much food. Could they cut it into 4?

“WOODROW WILSON WAS ADAMANT IN HIS DISCUSSIONS WITH TRUMP THAT THE WALL BE BUILT TO PREVENT THAT GODDAMNED PANCHO VILLA FROM PULLING HIS BULLSHIT AGAIN.”

What a great year for indie rock. As incredible a year as it was for the stalwarts (Beach House, Low, Malkmus, Spiritualized), I want to take a moment to highlight the bravura performances by Mitski, Amen Dunes, and especially Snail Mail. Lindsey Jordan is 18 fucking years old and her music has more depth than any of…

> Finally, you can play as Isabelle and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles….

Also they hand-waved “Earth-X” as the 53rd Earth, but I guess “Earth-90" just means that the other 52 are just randomly numbered. (And yes, I know “90" is a reference to ‘90s Flash, and the whole 52 thing is a reference to post-Crisis DC and I should just relax and have fun.)

“Wait ... Barry and Oliver hallucinate each other’s fears, even though they have their own memories?”

Personally, I kinda liked the Olicity stuff, mostly just because the Flash guest stars pretty much immediately talked some damned sense into everyone involved. Barry to Oliver: Don’t wait. Caitlyn to Felicity: Oliver had a pretty good reason for keeping quiet, and don’t get all freaky about not immediately knowing…

The fact that they went out of their way to give Kate and Kara bonding time suggests that crossovers are on the table.

Well either Earth-90 Jon Stewart is played by David Ramsey or Earth-90 Barry is super racist

I actually enjoyed this episode way more than the first, but I’m also a simple person who gets way too much fun out of things like the suggestion that John Diggle is actually John Stewart on Earth-90 or Marc Guggenheim is a resident of Arkham Asylum. You could seriously make an article just counting up the Easter eggs…

I was worried people wouldn’t see it.

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.