Really hope they stay faithful to the source material and include the scene where he kills Aerith

Fun fact: a 10-year-old Dakota Fanning is on the commentary track for Man on Fire, and she fully cries at the end.

It’s clearly Vincent Price.

Which is more than we can say for Pete!

Fucking Connor.

Nah, fuck the police. Make fun of the pigs all you want.

“Where are my testicles, David?”

wtf is starz lol

While all the proposed casting suggestions are great, my first vote will always be Christina Hendricks.

yeah uh what the fuck. he’s clearly getting off on getting humiliated. hard fucking pass on cop porn

I'll keep you updated if your nearby Red Lobster in Des Moines moves. 

Aya Cash is severely underrated even with the praise she is finally starting to get. Quite frankly all the cast from You’re the Worst are criminally underappreciated but her portrayal of depression/mental health issues as well as Desmin Borges’ portrayal of PTSD are fucking brilliant.

To be fair, Lewis Tan is half Chinese. But I have no idea why he couldn’t have played a half-Chinese Johnny Cage. Hell, I was expecting the eye-rollingly blandly named Cole Young to be revealed as Johnny Cage at some point in the movie.

If, for whatever reason, the Shaolin monk Liu Kang can’t be the main character in…

I see Ignatiy is going straight for GENTLEMAN'S FATALITY on this movie.

Nugent already has no taste so what else is new.

I think of last year’s two albums my favorite track is “Until Olympius Returns”

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

Alpha Rat’s Hyrule