This! I feel so wretched I can’t join the local march in my city. Or travel to one of the bigger ones. (DC isn’t that far from here.) But I asked off for a Planned Parenthood appt on Monday and I....really doubt me asking off today would have flown well. Both of my bosses are huge Trump fans. So I’m feeling some…

I am SO FUCKING PROUD of all of you nasty women! My 20 year old daughter is currently away in Austria for college but she wanted to be a part of this really badly. (she actually sent me the link!)

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Nazis: We would very much like to exterminate you.

Inauguration tickets are free. Even at that price, no one wanted to attend.

How? As near as I can tell, it was actively difficult NOT to get into the inauguration. I have an old coworker and friend who requested a single ticket with the idea that he’d like to know the evil he’ll be fighting against. He was sent five tickets, and a big commemorative-memorabilia packet. Nobody wanted them, and…

Somebody here suggested that we just keep tweeting “thanks Obama” every time the POTUS Twitter account mentions something good. He will go batshit when people don’t buy his attempts to take credit.

Well, it’s changed. The @POTUS account has an image of Donald as the header now. A blurry photo.

YES...I did the same, haven’t looked back.

Delete it. Seriously. Deleting my FB account a couple of weeks after the election was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just use the real pictures.

He’s already changed it twice since it was mentioned in the liveblog — for a while it was a picture of an American flag; now it’s a blurry picture of him at a window.

Don’t worry, i’m sure Fox News will be watching him for every misstep like they did the last President.

I woke up and I was like DAMN this viagra popping, pee-pee loving, covered in Cheeto dust of a thing is really about to be President. We will never have a President with as much swagger & class again.

Seriously. That’s like if Admiral Ackbar wormed his way into Twilight and got to Kristen first.

Not to mention it’s not peer-reviewed and was posted on a forum with other straight-to-online published, non-peer reviewed papers, so it’s not even academic. Getting real academic publications takes time, education, and thick skin. So fuck you, Kristin.

Hey now! She was in Panic Room. David Fincher directs fine movies full of muted yellow light and stainless steel.

*eyes glaze over*

No one is cheaper than the rich. No one.

I don’t know if it’s actually agoraphobia, but I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is. On top of everything else Trump already is, I just can’t wrap my head around the way he lives his life.