You do mean did he enjoy the octopus after buying it an aquarium, where it will live out its days in peace and comfort? Right? Right??

Why would Rush Limbaugh move to socialized-medicine, inmigrant-haven, national-parks-protecting, public-school-prioritizing, non-army-having Costa Rica? Our president is slightly lefty (more so than Obama of course), our third biggest party is a very left-leaning one and nanny-state is a compliment to us. Also just…

But, but... bleu cheese has bleu in it, hence the name. It bleus itself.

Never.....

...and considering it's the Daily Fail, uh, Mail...

Good job, dogs! I like when one of them is trying to figure out how to walk on the water and the other one is like "Okay, I'mma drink this."

I never tire of adorable videos like these.

I'm glad they rescued that tire, they seemed pretty distressed about the whole thing. You can see the anger/sadness in the dog's eyes when he looks over to the camera like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE WHILE TED IS DROWNING!? HELP US!" and it just breaks my heart just a tiny bit.

Also yeah I…

OMG MORRIS. MORRIS I WANT TO SQUISH YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AHHHHHHH

It's amazing the DNA survived and that both he and the victim have matrilineal family members who could be located and tested 120-some years later.

I really can't explain it. All I can do is point out the Daily Mail's ridiculousness when friends post links from it on their Facebook feeds or whatever. It's a rag, but then I've lived in the UK off and on, so I'm familiar with the kind of garbage that gets printed in the Mail. Most Americans wouldn't be, but this is…

As someone who has worked in DNA testing, mitochondrial DNA is not the same as autosomal DNA so saying it is 100% mitochondrial DNA match is not anything as precise as "you're are the father!". Many people have the same mtDNA.

Frequent reader, first time commenter. Fat guy.

lispy Impressive Clergyman-style British accent.