You poor thing! But what on earth were you getting up to that you did this twice?

He's a good samari-bear.

... or a dead hedgehog ...

I get the impression that rolling and wriggling are particularly bulldoggy traits

Yes! Or kittens.

1.12 IS MORE OF A SQUIRMY WRIGGLE, NOT A ROLL. ALSO ADULT DOG. >:(

Sounds brill. But I need details: how much oil and salt - and 45 minutes at what please?

I'm imagining stink lines emanating from the roof of their house.

If you make it 'alligators', you might just get away with it.

What a handsome lad. And I like that cat tree.

Dread to think what she smelled like ... :(

No, you were fired for eating a baby at the board meeting. I told you - NOT AT THE BOARD MEETING!

Mine are 16 and really starting to show it, I know how you feel. :/

Send them a link to this thread, that'll shut them up.

Men come and go, but your pup will always be there.

I miss Omar. :(

I no need fenimism. I haz nifty rubber band insted.

Did she die in the middle of applying the blusher??

That's the thing about getting old. YOU DON'T WASTE ANYTHING!

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