That's the thing about getting old. YOU DON'T WASTE ANYTHING!

*Star Spangled Banner*

That is a much more horrific story than I at first realized ...

Oh I could eat the hell out of that right now. Damn you Atkins!

Mine miaows encouragingly at me with his mouth full if he thinks I'm heading to give him something else.

But if they're laminated that might obscure their faces? Dealbreaker!

I want to know who originated that phrase. You know he'd just been burned by a mighty stinger of pure sarcasm and his only comeback was "Yeah? Well ... yeah ... well ... erm ... sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So there!"

Sordid? He posts kitten videos!!

Light a match ladies, it works for my old stinkers (and these days I'm lucky if they even make it all the way into the litter tray).

Better call Saul!

Ah who cares, they've already paid for their sandwiches.

The watching thing reminds me of collies cat-watching, have you seen that? Lying, staring intently at a sleeping cat - for hours seemingly. I guess they're just waiting to herd something.

But do you have a dog? We need cute anecdotes.

Yeah, that snout under the arm thing is a really collie move.

It gets you up, that's why. :)

It's one continuous shot too, isn't it? (Unless I blinked in the wrong place) Oh it's brilliant!

That's tacky on everyone except a 6 year old girl (or the one buying them for her).

YES! to all of this. Also his movie UHF was fabulous!

You should have shrieked like a girl and dropped all the plates on to the wine glasses.

I AM ALL-PRESIDENT, BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!