Starz on Amazon Prime is $8.99. You’re bent out of shape over nine dollars.

You live in a country that doesn’t have Amazon Prime?

No, that’s Cinemax.

I don’t think people realize that the end of net neutrality will be the end of cord-cutting.

This doesn’t do anything, it just lets states do something. If the people in those states don’t want it to happen, all they have to do is call their state legislators and it won’t happen.

It’s not crazy if they spend more time sleeping in it than you spent building it.

You lost me.

I know I can, but I’m not breaking out a Robert Talbott when you’re not even worth a Beefy-T and a DiGiorno.

Picking boogers doesn’t count unless you eat them.

Feel the power of the dark side.

It can’t be much longer before someone makes a They Live augmented reality app.

That’s funny.

Put on the glasses!

You’re either evil or an idiot and I don’t care which.

I’m sure things will be fine. Those natural resources you’re mining are all renewable, right?

Wanting to talk? Those who are unsympathetic and unreasonable aren’t getting my sympathy or my time.

Scientific rigor is not arbitrary. You are wrong.

A speech is not a debate, it’s propaganda. Set up a well-moderated debate. Or let the like-minded who wish to hear a speech rent a private hall and eject the disruptive. We saw that technique used very effectively last campaign season.

You don’t need to step in shit to know it stinks.

It’s frustrating as hell that the Right can win elections with nothing but opposition and promises in contravention of reality, but the Left has to have a plan that’s sound and protects everyone’s feelings.