Yeah, hypercars are great, even if they’re useless on the street. I can’t get enough of these so-cool just-race warriors.

It’s so named because the car is good for an Aston Martin Arby’s run.

Apparently “climate change, fake news” are triggering for some people.

How does this prove the future won’t suck?

I don’t know, but the chef probably suffers from dry mouth.

So many of them try. So many of them say it and mean it. Muted colors, frowns, trying to make fanciful things look practical or even mechanical, literal grit flying about and griming up the characters’ sweaty faces so you know how hard it is fighting evil... Captain America’s suit is based on military gear, and his…

I know. She’ll be in her fifties! Can you even imagine his humiliation?

Many rank-and-file conservatives have some mind-bogglingly contradictory beliefs. (Many voters, period.) Ask them if they think their employer should be allowed to ship their job overseas.

You can’t be an Uber driver without a car.

Conservatives believe it’s up to the individual to prepare for a changing world.

I restrained myself and answered as a disappointed conservative, giving it the opposite of whatever answer it was looking for. I also gave a zip code in a good-sized city in Texas and used a very common name and selected Local News as my preferred source.

In 45's world, only Number One matters.

Cartoon mustache twirling puppy-kickers do not deserve to be associated with the new ICE.

Not quite true. Plutocrats want them in the country, because they keep labor costs low — just confined to designated areas when they’re not working so they’re out of sight, obedient when they are working, and stripped of all rights. There’s probably a term for this....

Arrival’s advertising didn’t show the aliens doing anything, and revealed almost nothing of the plot. For too many moviegoers those are red flags.

At this point I’ll settle for losing the cheap vent inserts — the whole damn car is molded material, if you need a vent integrate it with the body panel, dammit — and losing the kammbutt.

I agree. They’re lost to the Dark Side. But what might they do upon losing their champion?

What effect would the 45 voters’ reaction have? They’d see it as the corrupt system destroying the populist outsider, and... I don’t know. What would they do?

Also, distraction. Look at how much horrible shit is relegated to the Barf Bag.

You must think in Russian.