Lampshading doesn’t always excuse the behavior.

It might have moments of brilliance. I’m crushed that Dax Shepard didn’t play this one totally straight and let it delight us both earnestly and satirically, but his Hit & Run is damn entertaining. This might be more than the old-drama-as-new-parody trailer indicates.

Alan Silvestri killed it pumping out disco jams for CHiPs. New music for every episode.

I don’t think an automatic transmission would have saved it. They also would have had to push it to stay demonstrably ahead of the fastest Corvette. Not enough people wanted one just because it was gorgeous and gave zero fucks. At least not enough to satisfy management.

There are only so many people out there who want to buy a sports car in that price range, and those looking for an American Value play buy the Corvette. Not enough people wanted a Viper for its emotional appeal to satisfy Marchy Owny, which is a damn shame. And now they’re going to be really expensive.

If you haven’t seen her Princess Diarist segment on Stephen Colbert, you should:

I am really going to miss seeing Gary. Her interview couch persona was even more brilliant than Harrison Ford’s.

Those (few) moments in the lead-up to the lifetime achievement award were heart-rending, but overall it seemed like she loved to perform, not just in her show on stage but to be every bit the classic golden-age movie star for anyone in the room. She seemed overjoyed that she was given the duty and privilege to be…

No, I don’t.

Multiple small shots, which work fine for the top 20% who have great insurance and can take the time off.

They’re supercars — and they’re replete with creases.

I think they’re all satisfied that votes counted were votes cast. As for the propaganda war, there really isn’t anything the government can do about it without engaging in heavy-handed Internet censorship, which would just reinforce the alt-right narrative.

It’s edgy to the edge.

If they took out the creases, you couldn’t tell cars apart.

It’s edgy to the edge!

And the new styling is edgy to the edge.

How were sales of the shiftless V6s by comparison?

Don’t be obtuse.

Look beyond your two local dealers. Surely there’s a fleet manager / internet sales manager out there who’ll book a customer order for close to invoice.

Yes, some performance enthusiasts are brand snobs. And for every performance enthusiast there are a dozen status enthusiasts.