You forgot this nonsense...

The straight six with an open exhaust, coupled with a pavement-scraping seating position. Being in the car instead of on it.

This is all so dumb.

Once, while looking over a Haynes, I remarked to my spouse that I was preparing to do a five-spanner repair and that he had best acquire some earplugs and a fire extinguisher.

Tire barriers work best when you can put an HDPE facing on them. The HDPE self-lubricates and allows the car to scooch along without getting caught up. But... then the car goes farther....

During the press conference for the Camry at the NAIAS in 2008 or so, I got bored and left. I walked back to the Toyota booth with another writer because we wanted to jump on the Tundra tailgate (which we proceeded to break). Instead of an empty booth, we found was a team of Honda engineers dismantling one of the…

My car used to have the GA plate FAC 63. Was not available in MI. :(

What can be learned from this whole thing, besides stop using Takata airbags?

I hope no one claimed those wheels were actually forged.....

When I lived over there, that was all people asked me about - did I have a big V8 at home. Being a Mustang fan, I said no, but if I did, it would be a Grabber Blue one with a Coyote. Glad to see they are all taking my advice!

What kind of oil is he running? Certain blends are high in ester content, which is often vegetable-sourced. This would possibly attract certain hungry worms, who then get more than they bargained for and sadly lose their wormy lives.

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No, that actually is funny.

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The holes are usually cast in.... Well, cast and then sintered...

It’s cool if you don’t get it. There are a ton of different bikes out there. As long as you can find one you do like, whatever, dude. Right?

OMG, I wish I had been that person. I would been rather rude.

Meh. Presenting the Peugeot Bipper.

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