Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?

Boeing didn’t have the advantage of governmental funding like Concorde or the Tu-144. They invested in the 747 instead and that worked out fairly well for them.

(yes, the American government NASA, is there any other kind?)

Which only cost $20 and connect to your phone. One of my best purchases.

Quirky is having a turntable.

We call the shaker stuff “Toddler Marching Powder” around here.

What can Browns do for Hue?

Cleveland’s cat: Saquon is both dead and alive.

Seems like people are always Hulking out on that company.

The Baby Boomers always have been the real problem here.

Yeah! As a millennial, I am looking forward to blaming the REAL youth for the problems.

My mid-2011 is still running well, but is reaching “end of life” in Apple’s eyes, so while I’m in the market to replace it, I’ll definitely wait until the latest is out. Single best, most reliable laptop I’ve ever had.

Thankfully, it doubles as a sex toy.

The expectation that cops know the rules and laws of the road and drive accordingly is way over estimated.

Bwahahahahaah like kids eat piping hot food.

Nice to have an Email of the Week that is verbal diarrhea instead of the traditional kind.

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Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Series of poor life decisions made in this video: