“Me too. I’ve got a job opening to fill!” – Jim Irsay

Can you not mail it? I understand the process for Tom, who needed his passport yesterday (literally) but if I’m renewing my Canadian passport I mail it with the paperwork etc. and two weeks later I get my passport.

Owners love consistency and Hue Jackson has been, by far, the most consistent coach in the NFL.

Are we sure Darnold isn’t already a Browns QB?

Because they are screen prints?

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

His glistening purple helmet is truly something to admire. He should take pride in it and show it off to as many people as he can.

Now this is good username/comment synergy.

That looks like a retractable projector screen housing.

The sweat ring from his nearly-empty rocks glass of Pappy Van Winkle obscures his $25 betting slip. Does it say Rams vs. 49ers Over 43 or Over 42? Ah tah hell with it. He cinches the belt of his ABC gold smoking jacket, a gift from Don Ohlmeyer after the Lake Placid Winter Olympics, tight against a chill draft only he…

I love that you’ve fixed half of the issues with that sentence ... but not all of ‘em.

wtf did i just watch

Good work! I love reading your articles; there’s something relaxing about seeing such a pedantic, tidy approach to vehicle repair, as opposed to the David Tracy-esque chaos that I usually see.

*raises hand* What if it’s someone else’s placenta?

I FULLY support the return of Kevin Mack Shoulder Pads

I am not sure of this live cover of Norwegian Wood.

While I agree with this suggestion (and have done it myself), I feel like the point should be that these videos need to be removed from the articles by the website, not its users. They should never have been put there to begin with. We, the users, need to keep complaining about the website’s horrible design decisions…

“...all that imagination is devoted to devising ways to shoehorn the existing characters into the old story, to pretend they all knew each other back then. The universe gets smaller as we find out that every page of history contains the same dozen names.” -David Wong

Your friend has a way with words.

While not technically a V8, the W8 is my favorite 8 cylinder sound. To quote a friend “it sounds like a wookie orgasm”.