“Unsurprisingly, the sheetmetal of a split-window Sting Ray is not good enough for the Secret Service.”

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

As a German teacher I think there is a lot going on here that is difficult for him to articulate, as a non-english speaker. Germans tend to be very precise but don’t necessarily view a technical spec as a moral issue. I think he didn’t make the connection in English to polluting an extra amoung being equal to…

You said you’d kill me last!

What does “irregardless” mean?

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

A multi-game suspension isn’t enough for Burfict. A better punishment would be to trade him to the Cleveland Browns.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

Smith wasn’t even on the Jambaroo ‘Fire This Asshole!’ list and that list pretty much has every coach that has the slightest chance of being, or need to be, fired. This firing really feels out of nowhere.

Excellent! If it does rack up a lot of out-of-service time due to parts unavailability, be sure to ask for a warranty extension that matches the number of days the car was down waiting for parts.

He probably had a house that he was unable to sell, so he figured he would just move back in.

Only the Cleveland Browns could regard poaching a front office executive from the NY Mets as an upgrade.

May that Dam level burn in hell!

For those itching to make the joke: please don't.

Got a light?

Why doesn’t Pep Boys still give away matches?

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Do you have a running tally on maintenance costs on your S Class somewhere? I’m really interested in knowing. I drive a Cayman daily and would really like, in a few years, to get another and not daily it, keep it as a fun weekend car. Get something else to daily. It’s funny that Fiesta is in the title cause that’s the…

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

Lazy Blogger. Obviously Depardieu should have been in Reservoir Dogs.