All six quarts remained in my oil sump.

Fear not, Michigan’s Northern Pike population.

Relax, Robert. You’re not a Brown yet.

This car isn’t going to see the appreciation of the David Brown cars. It’s relatively mass produced, it has no good associations with time, people, place or film, and its mechanisms are made of the same stuff that makes ten year old cellphones desirable.

Call if a phoenix all you want but that’s a goddamn dragon, and I’ve got the huge stack of Weis and Hickman books in my childhood bedroom to testify to my authority in this matter.

Please call it a frunk latch (front trunk). its not like the Porsche 911 became air cooled again.

My name is Colin, except in Cleveland, where my name is “Caaaahhhh-lin.”

Holy sh*tballs that's fast.

I agree—-Watch an F1 car superimposed over a lesser racecar. And these are both using the same basic engine architecture.

why do i feel strangely non-plussed? I guess I was expecting actual acceleration.. not just a slow pull-away. that speed differential looked like something between a bmw 325i, and a 335i... definitely not an M3 even. (I had to use a frame of reference everyone could understand)

Awwww, the Denver Broncos!

Nope, that’s how they are going to be caught. The inside man had a deposit on this truck.

And you can’t get the jack out.

Police have released a photo of the suspects

It was the river.

It’s not supposed to be grabbed by the passenger. It’s for the doorman.

I’ll be that inevitable guy, this is a stormtrooper, not a clone trooper. All clones became stormtroopers, but not all stormtroopers are clones.