Dat footwork!

See! This is what happens when they make F1 engines so quiet a groundhog doesn’t hear you coming!

Nope. Watch and learn.

Owners of PORSCHES are too proud to complain online?

Diplomatic immunity!

Am I crazy or is Porsche actually not ripping you off with this option?

Well, while everyone posting Senna’s lap, here is the real old school F1 driving in Monaco by maestro Fangio

Too bad there isn’t some sort of “Monte Carlo simulation” to get you ready for this level of chaos.

Call them the Boxster/Cayman 912!

our rivalry with the Packers

Incidentally, this is exactly where airline protocol wants lap babies to be placed during an emergency landing.

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

It’s NOT a 911 - it’s a 912!

Isn’t the 912 the most gutless 911 ever?

You can’t shorten Ford Mustang GT to Ford GT when a Ford GT is a totally different car. Said the grey commenter. To a professional writer at jalopnik.

Maybe you should just go home, officer.

Microwaves make much better faraday cages than freezers

No. That's just old man Ben Kenobi.

Back when I was a kid I remember my pops telling me never to buy a Porsche from the Exchange in Highland Park, IL. He took his 911 in for service (don't remember if it was his Carerra or the Turbo... doesn't matter both were 1980-somethings and this was in the 1980s) and they billed him for changing the coolant...…