I don’t even smoke pot and I would choose drugs over this guy. Offering a marriage proposal with strings attached? Deal with that shit before you propose.

she sounds like the type

Hello Patrick,

Just... wow. So much is wrong about that relationship. My advice for NSHG’s girlfriend would be to ghost him. He’ll probably over-react and become even more controlling, she’ll see him for what he really is, and realize she dodged a bullet.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

lol @ pretty much mandatory. no way

This seems like the sort of article Lifehacker staff might read the comments to, so.

It’s not that we’re not willing to support it, it’s that we have a limit of what’s acceptable to us as users.

I would consider auto play videos, and popups that make you wait 5 seconds before a page load are good examples of obnoxious.

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

Portrait mode should be illegal.

Well good, that will raise my interest earnings from fuck-all to jack-shit.

There are “nippers” to watch material being moved around and “hog house tenders” to supervise the break room. Each crane must have an “oiler,” a relic of a time when they needed frequent lubrication. Standby electricians and plumbers are to be on hand at all times, as is at least one “master mechanic.” Generators…

How did you get a gun into California!?

I started to say that Tracy should buy it, but it runs and drives.

The Government is too occupied with spending monies to carry the outcasts of society.

I know some irresponsible adults with noisy restless children. Just let me know when you are watching something age inappropriate and I’ll send them over.

With all the crap filler articles on LH, here comes a writer who wants to talk about actual lifehacks and you lambaste the guy?

I like to “hack” the theater experience at home: