Did you see the black dog?

Imagine Jeep capability, a Cadillac ride, and the 2-3 times the typical level of Toyota reliability. $85,000 is a lot of money, but this is a vehicle you could expect to last you 25 years or better with just basic maintenance.

No victim, no crime. Damaging property or injuring others in any state should certainly be illegal, but just driving at .08 BAC or beyond, by itself with nothing else occurring, should not be illegal.

Moral of the story: if you own a Jeep, it takes a village. If you own something else, you’ll get there under your own power. lol

Taxpayer-provided food should be nutritionally sound but nothing anyone actually wants. What would motivate one more than to eat good food again?

I think the best movie I’ve ever seen was Big Fish. Fortunately, a movie doesn’t have to be great to become a favorite.

Stealership parts counters love to do that shit.

I have done that just to fuck with the parts guy before sharing a laugh. It helps to lighten the mood when you’re going to need him to pull parts from three different years to see which one was used in your ´87 V-10.

Millennials.

So with a bidet, are you just putting your wet ass back in your underwear or what?

So with a bidet, are you just putting your wet ass back in your underwear or what?

My list:
1. Number your lists right.

I think I’ll use Facebook to get a Jim Carrey boycott going.

I still have my original (second) SNES, and I still want this. I built a Retro Pi last year, and I still want this. I don’t even play console games, and I still want this. What the hell is wrong with me?

I’d tell myself to compare the personal property rates before buying a house. I thought we were getting more house for the money but what we could have done was pay more for a house and less in taxes buying in a different city.

She’s this ST iteration’s Dr. Crusher, but with more black leather.

If you are still watching this show, why?

If you’re drinking at my house, take it or leave it.

Something is really wrong when the way someone plays a video game can affect their actual occupation.

This era of animation is disgusting. Growing up on shows from Transformers to Duck Tales, somehow we’ve devolved our cartoon artwork to the inarticulate style of 2013-present Mickey Mouse and this Turtles garbage. We have the ability to make realistic-looking anything with advanced animation and CGI and instead we…

The best part about the Toyotas is that everything will still work 10 years later and beyond.