Music consumers are still being punished for finding a way to stop paying $16.99 for a CD.

Don’t waste your money. These things are a useless novelty.

Don’t waste your money. These things are a useless novelty.

I came here to talk about inflation. No need, I see. Great post!

Who is babysitting one cup of coffee long enough to need something like this, or even an insulated mug?

Who is babysitting one cup of coffee long enough to need something like this, or even an insulated mug?

Actually, the SNES Classic’s biggest problem is that you can’t fucking buy one except from scalpers at twice MSRP.

Actually, the SNES Classic’s biggest problem is that you can’t fucking buy one except from scalpers at twice MSRP.

Lyft and Uber have done more to reduce drunk driving than anything else ever tried. Sobriety checkpoints are unconstitutional. You cannot be presumed intoxicated simply because you’re driving through a checkpoint.

Adblock as an extension has existed for 9 years. Many of us were editing our HOSTS file before then. Web sites have had a long time to figure out how to exist without intrusive advertising and have not bothered to do so. Whatever dies as a result has it coming.

I am a plate stacker, but I typically only stack empty plates and place the one I’m done with under the one I’m working on. I’m a carpenter, so building stable structures is my forte, and my wife has been a server at multiple times in her life, so we only stack things in a way that any human can safely carry them.

Having been born in 1980, I grew up watching cartoons with what you’d expect: characters smoked, tough guys bullied their underlings, Song of the South was a thing, and the Transformers fought a battle in the middle-eastern city of Carbombya.

This series had a lot of promise but any given episode had way more nothing happening than something. My wife and I bailed on it after Glen got the big eye.

Our judicial system is supposed to presume innocence until guilt is proven in a court of law. This perfectly exemplifies the problem with the government putting people on secret lists without notifying them: too many innocent people are falsely included.

Jeff Goldblum has made it charming. Maybe you can too.

...when driving, you’re injecting even more gasoline into the cylinders as you accelerate.

The anti-self-service crowd seems poised to make Oregon the new Florida.

Don’t use savings accounts! Savings accounts are a joke. For years now, inflation has been great than or equal to what the bank was paying you to use your money. If you weren’t seeing 2% or higher return, odds are your money lost value. Aren’t fiat currencies fun, kids?

That’s easy. Have literally any skills beyond “entry level” and you’ll earn what you need.

Why stop there? Why not add a see-saw, a pogo stick, or a tight rope?

Why stop there? Why not add a see-saw, a pogo stick, or a tight rope?

The combination of unions and government lead to inefficiencies and major cost overruns? You don’t say...

I’m tired over the overabundance of safety features. Seriously. That shit should be optional.

Giving the people who are wasting our money now more of our money to waste will just leave us poorer with the same shit roads.