I’m calling it now: all white male writers except for one woman who’s “one of the guys and drives stick,” and an Asian guy.

Give it a Cozy Coupe livery and a 50 mph top speed, and sign me up.

SEAT is correct, Seat is not.

This title reads as “bulletproof things you sit in,” because the car company is “SEAT”

Slow car fast aficionados

Im calling BS, this doesn’t work.

[i bet we’re all thinking the same thing but no one wants to say it ;~[

MA has this signs too. They're useless.

Maybe you should quit whatever you’re dong and personally teach lessons, oh blessed Buddha. You could change the world.

Countries like Michigan?

You live in Michigan?

This is a major upgrade from the EJ engines of yesteryear. Even then, I feel like the EJ gets a bad rap. Yes, the older head gaskets had issues, but typically once replaced with the newer design they work well for a long time. My car had the head gaskets replaced 175,000 miles ago with no issues since. And even though…

I feel like you’re making quite a few assumptions there.

No, dude. These cars were all for sale on eBay or Criagslist four years ago.

Funny, my STi doesn't consume any oil, never added any fluid (except washer) in the past 3 years i've owned her.

As a Subaru owner:

Ken Block is a terrible WRC driver and if I had the daddy money and time behind the wheel that he's had instead of focusing on engineering I would wipe the floor with his ass like many of the other WRC drivers do. (even many of the rookies) Fanboying out all over his face doesn't change that fact that he's not that…

really? I would hardly call his WRC results successful.

lol a legend? I don't call making cool videos cut from several takes legendary.

This hits close to home...