The automatic flashing headlight, typically seen on Goldwings more than anything... I get it, you want people to see you, but it’s a little too effective and crosses the line into being an annoyance for others on the road.

Whoever it was that suggested the Stout Scarab was robbed!!!

I’m going to save you some Kinja notifications. It’s GIF.

That just looks like a fat Prowler.

Faux pass

What a fucking scumbag.

So the perp is Randall Cunningham?

That being an enthusiast means you street race. FALSE. I hate that crap. Cut it out.

Buy it, then do this to it: http://carbuying.jalopnik.com/how-to-make-a-…

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

Obviously, we are the descendants of beings from Kepler who discovered how to escape their dying planet and came to Earth tens of thousands of years ago.

Thanks for the gratuitous “I own a racing suit and helmet” posts. Everyone is really impressed.

I have a special gif that I reserve for awesome comments like yours.

Cheap car challenges cheap car challenges cheap car challenges

Star in a reasonably priced car, but instead call it Celebrity in a Celebrity. Make them take laps in a clapped out Chevy Celebrity.

By the looks of him, he'd probably enjoy that.

If you’re going to suggest the author’s gender is relevant to this discussion and present your own credentials, then we also need to know your gender, as clearly you think it’s relevant to one’s credentials.

The hell they’re not.