What's Lapin kvetching on about?

Nic Cage is the greatest actor of our generation* and can make anything believable. But this jump at the end, well, even Nic Cage has trouble pulling that one off. It sure doesn't look like a real thing that could ever happen ever.

Um, could you tell us why the model of the jeep is important here? Did you make sure to throw that irrelevant detail in just to perpetuate stereotypes of wranglers as unsafe vehicles? I don't know why I'm asking, you clearly did.

Plymouth Voyager or any comparable minivan. You can haul 7 people comfortably or take all the seats out and haul anything else. Decent MPGs too

This right here is why Michigan is the most progressive state

OR

Or "My other Miata is a Miata"

How about this, but a t-shirt that says "Jalopnik" instead of Sparco or Simpson

I visited a Saab at Heidelberg in Detroit. It is covered in pennies

'68 had no center grill split

I raise my borscht and potato vodka to this

1350 mmHg!

With Mark Blundell at the wheel (pictured below), the car hit La Sarthe with 1,100 horsepower at 1.8 bar of boost. They had wired the wastegate shut for power.

His socks are denim

America edition needs 1,776 hp

That's how I roll

That Checker, give it to me

Herodotus probably drove a legacy wagon

I think I misread the rules...