The NHTSA compliant version:

Dat stock ride height...

This is the best headline I have ever read

My final four was: CRX, 240, MR2, Impreza with Impreza beating the MR2 in the 'chip by just two driven wheels. I am completely unbiased and don't own an Impreza...

The Bug finished "3nd" out of 21, very respectable.

Chai soy latte or coffee or Starbucks??

Introduce banked, sweeping turns

If Satan rejects this offering, the Corvette will be stuck in purgatory, aka an early 2000's Kia dealership

because pacecar

I miss jean shorts

Borscht Recipe

Did they update their Java?

I literally have none of those things

Relevant:

Fried Chicken!

To answer this question we must decide what the best engine is. It's the flat 4 (or 6). The Lorax, nay, Karl Benz patented the first engine with horizontally opposed pistons. So Porsche, Volkswagen, Subaru... yeah Karl Benz.

Last time I drank an expired can of vegetable juice I got diarrhea

Is that considered ice dancing?

I was stuck behind an X-type jaguar yesterday with a vanity plate that read "GOT JAG". And I was like "Do you?"

That troubled me deeply