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“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

You realize that’s still a personal problem and identifying as a “hothead” doesn’t make you less culpable for losing your cool and making an idiot of yourself, right?

Live every day like it’s your last.

The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of my boss try to figure out “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but…

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

I’ll be fair and forgive stationary computer game playing because lord knows I’ve gamed and surfed the internet at work before.

Not true. They say it when the person is the victim of a police shooting.

Because a large portion of the voting populous is just as, if not more, stupid. And fucking dumb as he may be, and as much as I hate him, he’s been a somewhat successful con-man, targeting specifically those same people, over the last number of decades.

And of course watch Gordon become Randy Moss in a Patriot uniform. Stop fucking trading with Belichick, goddammit! 

Ken Dorsey was the Ringo Starr of the U in those days.

“Help me, magic divot!”

Not only this, but the man just saw Gurley and David Johnson (who missed practically the entire season last year) get theirs and Bell is better than both. Having said that, I don’t blame the Steelers for taking this tact because it’s within their negotiating rights to do this.

The QB literally has 6 guys who’s only job is to protect him. Why are we penalizing the defense for doing theirs? 

This interpretation is new but the “Thou shalt only hit black quarterbacks” rule is a foundation of the league & their courageous fight against reverse racism. 

All that is fine and good.  Then just cut him or trade him to another team.  He fulfilled his original contract

Trying to think where else in American society the question “Whoa, hey, haven’t you made enough money?” is taken seriously. Drawing a blank.

How are all the white supremacists (who aren’t racist, by the way) supposed to fill up the officer’s gofundme account if she remains unnamed?

If there was even a couple at all. I’m leaning toward the idea that the way it transpired was this:

How strange, “Joke’s on me I guess” is also what your mom said when you were born.