When I, a Canadian see this stuff... wow.  No healthcare or education, but damn, you guys rule at Football and War.

Did someone say BBQ?

I’ll take the viewpoint that flinching doesn’t mean that he’s a pussy or scared, it means that he’s alert and prepared. Anybody who sees (or thinks he sees) a punch coming from anything other than a small baby and just sticks their chin out and takes it instead of turning away from (also known as attempting to dodge)…

Seems you know less than the video. 

No, that’s not how it works. They were ripping him off at least $8,000 which is the discount that they wanted for the fraud around the “blown” engine. The car sold the next day for full asking price. The car is worth full market value, and they were trying to lie to get a discount.

“The failure state of clever is asshole, we all know that.” I suppose on some level, yes we all know that, but I’ve never heard it encapsulated quite like that before, so thanks for that.

“We’ve replaced their regular motor oil with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if they can tell the difference.”

The best part is when they threaten whoever made the fake site, he can say it was just a joke.

And you’re making me side with a Fender Stratocaster?

Sounds funny doesn’t it?

I’m not sure what his or his family members’ football playing status has to do with this, but - yes, the police are the assholes here. He was drunk and made a dumb mistake (while trying to at least be a reasonably responsible drunk idiot, by the way). They could have, you know HELPED him, which is what police are…

Well, I may be a little light in my loafers, but I am not at all averse to resurrecting the phrase.

Yeah weird how a guy starting a shoving match in an elevator doesn’t have the raw trained tactical instincts of a Kinja commenter

Assistant coach Luke Walton.

And there’s potential for a lot of hilarity if multiple people are headed there to try to exploit it in the same game.

“I’m completely okay with a Hamster having super level intelligence and is capable of piloting a mech that can roll up in a ball and swing. Being slightly bigger than a normal hamster though is just not acceptable.

A baby is a kind of human.

So now we know that Chris Bosio is a racist and a liar.

It does kind of seem like Team Kawhi is putting out two somewhat contradictory arguments:

So his anecdote is a poor take yet your equal but opposite anecdote isn’t?

You’re going to have to show me the math on that one.