“If it brings good people to our town and increases our property value, I’m good with that.”

This is small-town, religious-conservative America aptly summed up in a single sentence.

These people aren’t ignorant of what’s going on, they just *don’t care*. Their sense of priorities are so askew that it’s impossible to…

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Nothing else can suck through a hole in the wall quite like the vacuum of outer space.

Wanna bet it’ll be like Battleship? There’ll be some bullshit about the newer planes being grounded/hacked by The Russians (BUM-BUM-BUM!), and Mav and a bunch of other old farts will be raiding airparks and museums for “older” planes so he can win the Big Final Battle™.

Disagree. As someone who cannot sleep sitting up, taking the red-eye usually costs me an additional day on the end to get back into a normal sleep schedule. I avoid them whenever possible. Also, if for some reason, your flight is cancelled, typically, there isn’t a “next flight” for you to try to get on, until the…

My local go kart track has a solution: Drivers get a car on a first come, first served basis.  

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

Your fancy solar power DOES come from a nuclear power plant.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

You left off where they eventually turn the Corvette into a crossover.

I sure as hell hope she doesn’t get ejected by her seat... she’s sitting in a helicopter...

LOL @ 5 feet.

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland?

I want to kick the guy who said he brought this on himself right in the dick then tell him its his fault his dick got in the way of my foot.

North Koreans are one step ahead and have no windows in their cities

psst...powDer keg

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

If you aren’t already scared to death about global warming, then this should rock you back a bit. When the ice goes, so does Florida. And when Florida goes, we are all moving north. We will live next door to you. Be your neighbors. Date your daughters.

They need one of these

how is it different than regular doors if someone parks next to you??