Right? Like, I know NOTHING about ranching but there would be no way (if money were tight or even just if she just had like, normal people money issues) she would have had the time to dedicate to the blog/do all the giveways/dress as she did. She’d have to be out there working.

They also receiver a huge annual paycheck from the US government, which pays them roughly $2 million a year “to keep wild horses and burros on their massive property.”

My child is obsessed with YouTube and all the weird shit on it. I was like “How do you know about this?” (I heavily supervise screen time because I don’t trust the internet.) Apparently, they are watching YouTube on iPads on the damn school bus. *head explodes*

When I was a kid, I got presents from mom and dad on Christmas Eve, and then opened “Santa’s” gifts on Christmas morning. Isn’t this common among families?

My dad has a fraternal twin brother, and still has to deal people’s weird ideas about twins. In his case, people who find out he has a twin are excited until they learn they’re not identical. Then they act really disappointed. It’s like my dad has let them down for not being the ‘cool’ type of twin.

It’s human nature to retcon history to make ourselves look better. Usually this is unconscious and my guess is that Biden believes his current version of history.

Oh, please. “Lesser evil” comments like yours are exactly why the Democratic party (and bipartisanism in general) is dead in the water right now. We already played and lost this game in 2016. Nobody is owed a vote; politicians EARN votes. Running a weak candidate with obvious vulnerabilities is a losing strategy for…

Yeah, but you blamed Full House for Amelia Earhart disappearing. Not everything is Dave Coulier’s fault, man.

I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

No house centipedes are. Also camel spiders. Out of the goodness of my heart I’m not attaching pictures.

Here comes the liberal circular firing squad.

NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!! IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!!

That’s depressing. Also, I would imagine/wildly speculate that people who do administer CPR are more successful at reviving men because they will be more aggressive about it. Please note: if someone’s heart has stopped beating, THEY’RE DEAD. You can only help. (But you probably won’t—CPR success rates in a hospital are…

See ladies? You all made us poor delicate menfolk scared with all of your sexual harassment and rape claims. Us men are the victims here.

Given the way He did not respond when I called out to him repeatedly upon seeing that picture, you may have a case.

Amelia Earhart crash landed on Themyscira aka Paradise Island. There she lived with the Amazons and taught little Diana how to fly the invisible jet(which she built). 

Coconut crabs are proof that god doesn’t exist.

yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…

Happy monday!

*buys movie rights*